Unity.
Progress.
Bitches.
Vote John "Bitches" Ignatius for president in 2024! An economy that works for everyone! Herb in every pipe! Drank in every cup! A bitch on every pole!
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biography
John (Brother) Ignatius got saved while tripping on acid.
"I went into the bathroom because I thought somebody left the light on, but when I got there there was fire and flames rolling up the walls and the devil was crawling up out of the toilet to get me! I called out for help and JC saved me and blessed me with the power to fuck the devil up his bootyhole! The rest is history!
John (Brother) Ignatius founded the Church of Crunkinology, a religious organization dedicated to making the world more kind and crunk.
To be crunk is to be turned up and filled with The Holy Ghost!
John Ignatius announces a bid for president in order to set the country on the right course for the future and save us all from the unpalatable choices presented to us by the current political system.
Services
Medical Policy
Lower the cost of prescription drugs for all Americans. Ramp up lean production and make prescriptions easier to get for recreational and spiritual use.
Vote at Strip Clubs
Every strip club in America will be a designated polling place. Get crunk with the pole workers after you cast your vote.
Campaign Donations
The Lord provides!
Alcohol and Cannabis Policy
Make alcohol and cannabis tax free and deductible for every American. Relax for less after a long day at your soul-crushing job.
Education Policy
Every teacher in America gets a big raise and discounts on plastic surgery. Teachers should join OnlyFans because they want to, not because they need the money.
Inclusion and Respect
Respect for one another and tolerance of different belief systems.
Make Difference
Vote John Ignatius for President on November 5, 2024
